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Infrequently Asked Questions

about Michael Molinsky

1. Who the heck is Michael Molinsky, anyway?
Excellent question!  Here are some not-so-excellent answers.  Take your pick.
2. Does he ever do any creative writing?
    Only in the loosest sense of the work "creative."  Perhaps "psychotic" would be a better choice.  A small selection of his "best" works can be found below.  Readers with sensitive stomachs or good taste are advised to pass these by without viewing.

3. Has he written some preachy, holier-than-thou essays?

Funny you should ask. He has indeed written a few. For lack of a better title, this collection of essays might be called Michael's Misanthropic Musings:

4. Can you direct me randomly to other Internet pages?

    Yes, I can.  But I'm not going to do so.  I realize that failure to provide a list of links to websites on the fjords in Norway and the deadly wombat of Australia puts me in direct violation of government regulations, and I may very well spend the rest of my life in prison for this act of civil disobedience.  If you really have a desperate, gnawing need to know the atomic weight of Chromium, you can use your favorite search engine to go find 8,472 websites on it all by yourself.
5. Does this look infected to you?
    Yes, it does.  Go put some Bactine(tm) on it, for goodness sakes. 

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Last updated: August 23, 2013