Iggy the Great

I wrote a lot of stuff in junior high and high school.  I mean, a LOT of stuff.   Most of which I would cheerfully burn now.  Of all the things I wrote in high school, however, this is the only body of work that still makes me laugh even today.  Not that it's any less stupid than the rest of my high school writings, but rather that this was intended to be monumentally stupid, and that's why it's funny.  To me, at least.

This work mentions a lot of people from my high school.  In particular, an often-mentioned name is Bob "the Man" Melton, who was a science teacher who really, really liked the phrase "Slicker'n'Snot on a  Doorknob".  Really.

Sit back and absorb the majesty, the mystery, the magic that is...Iggy.

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This handsomely bound volume includes:
 
• A short biography of Iggy the Great!
• The Proverbs of Iggy the Great, Volumes I-IV!
• Conversations with Iggy!
• The early records of A.O.P.I.S.!
• The Sean Grinovich files!
• Iggy the Great's Last Will and Testament!
• Ten million dollars in unmarked currency!